1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:04,308 . 2 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:07,485 - "Will and Grace" is shot before a live studio audience. 3 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:11,141 - Okay, so I got two poached eggs for Grace, 4 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:13,187 one over easy for Jack, 5 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:16,538 and eggs Benedict for Karen, sub vodka for bread, 6 00:00:16,581 --> 00:00:19,758 and tomato juice for everything else. 7 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:22,674 - Thanks for the bloody, Mary. 8 00:00:24,807 --> 00:00:27,375 - You're in a good mood. Wonder why that is. 9 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:31,335 I know it's not from having sex or stepping on a scale. 10 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:33,859 Oh, did Target release a new dish scrubber? 11 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:36,514 [laughing] 12 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:41,563 - He literally just made you eggs. 13 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:44,044 - I am in a good mood 'cause I finally found a woman 14 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,784 with a perfect uterus. 15 00:00:45,828 --> 00:00:49,353 - You're a dirty dog, Will. 16 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:52,704 I knew you'd find your way back. 17 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:56,795 It's got to be a real kick in the balls for you, Red. 18 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,975 - I'm talking, of course, about a surrogate. 19 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,413 Her name's Jenny, she's been through the process before, 20 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:08,155 and her lady apparatus gets stellar reviews. 21 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,374 - Apparatus? 22 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:13,986 Sounds like Jay Leno built it in his garage. 23 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:15,727 - So you have an egg donor, 24 00:01:15,771 --> 00:01:17,903 but this other woman is gonna carry 25 00:01:17,947 --> 00:01:20,210 your gay baby for nine months? 26 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:24,214 How much is making God cry going to cost you? 27 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:25,563 - It's not about the money. 28 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:27,652 She just loves helping people become parents. 29 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:29,219 - 30 grand. 30 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:33,223 - Why do women get all the best jobs? 31 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:35,051 - Oh. I should go. 32 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,400 I still got to figure out 33 00:01:36,444 --> 00:01:38,576 how I'm gonna get up to Newburgh to meet her. 34 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,100 I can't even picture where that is. 35 00:01:40,143 --> 00:01:41,884 You know, in my mind, it goes New York, 36 00:01:41,927 --> 00:01:44,800 the Neiman's in White Plains, then Canada. 37 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:47,063 - Oh, that's a coinky-dink. 38 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,239 I'm going to the ballpark in Blattsville. 39 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:52,329 I go right through Newburgh. 40 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:56,333 Well, good luck with whatever your thing is. 41 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,683 - Karen, can I get a ride? 42 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:02,774 - [groans] It's really out of my way, but fine. 43 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:07,170 You can hold the steering wheel while I flash truckers. 44 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:10,260 [upbeat trumpet and piano music] 45 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:17,441 ♪ 46 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:20,096 - [gasps] Look. 47 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,446 There's a reunion today for anyone who played Annie 48 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:24,840 on Broadway or national tours. 49 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:27,538 - What? 50 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:29,410 Annie-Con is today? - Yeah. 51 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:31,151 - Does it say who the guest of honor is? 52 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,978 - I-I... - Sarah Jessica Parker. 53 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:36,286 It's Sarah Jessica Parker! 54 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:37,940 Oh, but it's sold out. [groans] 55 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:42,945 - Ugh. I wanted to play Annie so badly when I was a kid. 56 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:44,686 My mom directed a production 57 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:46,209 in the Schenectady Women's Center, 58 00:02:46,253 --> 00:02:50,996 and she cast herself as Mommy Warbucks. 59 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:54,826 I sang my little heart out. 60 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:59,440 And my own mother said I wasn't Annie material. 61 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:02,617 - You can get me into Annie-Con. 62 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:03,661 - How? 63 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,010 - You could've played Annie 40-- 64 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,969 - Careful. 65 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:10,277 - Several years ago. 66 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:17,545 [knocking at door] - One sec. 67 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:19,677 Before I open this door, you should know I have a knife... 68 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:21,984 and a dog. 69 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:23,638 And the dog has a knife, too. 70 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:25,857 - Uh, it's Will. Will Truman. 71 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:29,383 I feel weird 'cause I don't have a knife. 72 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,561 - Hey, sorry about the knife thing. 73 00:03:33,604 --> 00:03:36,128 It's kind of how we say hello in this neighborhood. 74 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:39,044 Well, and good-bye. 75 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:42,091 - You must be Jenny. Wow. 76 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:45,616 You, me, this is... 77 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,270 this is us. 78 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,098 - Yeah. 79 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,318 It's a big thing. We're gonna make a person. 80 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:52,449 - [chuckles] 81 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:53,711 - Excuse the mess. 82 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,365 I hope you're not one of those gay guys 83 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:57,193 that needs everything to be neat. 84 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,369 - What, me? No. 85 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:02,894 Uh, I know I'm-- I know I'm early. 86 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:05,288 I got a ride with an insane person who thinks 87 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:08,639 that stoplights are only for the 99%. 88 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:12,817 - The taxes I refuse to pay built those highways. 89 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:13,905 - Hi. Jenny. 90 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:17,126 - Well, hello, Hi-Jenny. 91 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:20,956 I'm Hi-Karen. 92 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:22,827 Oh, I like this one. 93 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:23,915 - Just a minute. 94 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,874 I have to finish up a work thing. 95 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:31,096 - Well, she does have a nice uterus. 96 00:04:31,140 --> 00:04:32,402 - What are you doing here? 97 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:33,795 - I had to tinkle. 98 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,623 - Well, you couldn't do it somewhere else? 99 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:38,278 - I usually go in the car and hand it to driver, 100 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:39,409 but he just joined a union, 101 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:42,499 and now he's technically a person. 102 00:04:49,811 --> 00:04:51,726 - Oh, God. 103 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:56,470 Oh, no, no. 104 00:04:56,513 --> 00:05:00,517 Maybe just one. Eenie, meenie, miney, filthy. 105 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:03,955 - Okay, guys, I'm signing off. 106 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,783 Mike, we already talked about this. 107 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,307 I don't like that aggressive crap. 108 00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:08,917 Guys, you know the rules. 109 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,266 If you don't play nice, you're gone. 110 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,789 [computer chimes] 111 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,487 Thanks for the tip, Feenster. 112 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:19,014 - What is this? Is this a porn site? 113 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:22,104 - No, it's not porn. I'm a cam girl. 114 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:26,108 Guys pay me a little to flirt, show some skin. 115 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:29,677 - "He looks super gay." Who? 116 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:34,029 Guess what, DongerDoyle. I am super gay. 117 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:36,684 - Weird flex, but okay. 118 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:39,556 . 119 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,559 [upbeat music] 120 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:47,259 ♪ 121 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:50,524 - Oh, my ginger. 122 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:54,658 - Think how much skin cancer there is 123 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:57,487 in this room right now. 124 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,184 - Okay, okay, go up to that table 125 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:01,709 and grab an unclaimed name tag, all right? 126 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:05,147 And I'll scan the crowd for--Sarah! 127 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:08,890 Oh, it was just a ladder. 128 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:11,414 - Welcome to Annie-Con. I'm Pam Muntz. 129 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:14,809 I did two tours as stage manager in '03 and '09, 130 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:17,289 plus three months of transitional protocol 131 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:20,684 in the South Korean Theater in '98. 132 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:23,426 - Thank you for your service. 133 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:26,516 I'm just gonna grab my name tag. 134 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,344 - You're Ramona Delaney? - Mm-hmm. 135 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,693 - You're a legend. 136 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,216 I can't believe you showed. 137 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,566 - Thank you. 138 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:35,395 It's always nice to meet the fans. 139 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:39,007 We are in, and apparently, I'm a legend. 140 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:41,966 - Oh, crap. Jerry Sussman is here. 141 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:44,316 He used to be a catty audition accompanist, 142 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:48,495 then he made it big, and now he's a big, huge pianist. 143 00:06:48,538 --> 00:06:49,496 - Uh, what was that? 144 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,846 - A big, huge pianist. 145 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:54,979 I just heard that. That's amazing. 146 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:56,459 But he's the worst. 147 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:57,765 - Hello, Jack. 148 00:06:57,808 --> 00:07:01,725 - Hello, Jerry. Nancy meeting you here. 149 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,292 - That fell a little flat. 150 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:06,556 Just like the G you tried to hit in "Corner of the Sky" 151 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,384 at that non-equity "Rent" audition. 152 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:14,042 You were, like, "G, what if this were an F-sharp?" 153 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:16,958 Oh, my God. Ramona Delaney. 154 00:07:17,001 --> 00:07:19,090 - Uh, yes, it is. That's--that's me. 155 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:21,092 - I've been obsessed with you since forever. 156 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:22,442 You were born to play Annie. 157 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,269 - Thank you, thank you. 158 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:25,836 I always thought the same. 159 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,143 My mother said I wasn't Annie material, 160 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:29,449 but I guess she was wrong. 161 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:30,798 - So wrong. 162 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,103 Like when Jack tries to sing. 163 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,496 - Beat it, Jerry. 164 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,369 - Obsessed. 165 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,852 - I thought that pianist would never get out of my face. 166 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:44,725 Never said that sentence before. 167 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:48,380 - This is so amazing. 168 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:52,254 It's like I get to experience all the joys of living my dream 169 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:54,343 with none of the bad parts. 170 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:57,433 - Ramona? Ramona Delaney? 171 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,000 Is that really you? 172 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:02,612 - It is. Would you like a picture? 173 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:07,574 - I've wanted to do that for 36 years. 174 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:14,624 ♪ 175 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:16,321 - Okay, Will, I drained the main vein. 176 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:17,540 I'll be in the car. 177 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:20,456 Good Lord, is this the Port Authority? 178 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:24,199 - Yeah, you just missed the Greyhound in the living room. 179 00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:25,243 Who are you? 180 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:26,810 - Karen Walker. 181 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,986 I drove my sissy friend here to meet a surrogate. 182 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:33,338 Oh, don't tell him I called him a friend. 183 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:35,079 - The surrogate's my sister. 184 00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:36,428 - I see. 185 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,779 And you're faking a disability so that you can cash 186 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:42,478 a government check to buy cigarettes? 187 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,175 - Shrapnel from an IED 188 00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:47,744 destroyed my C7 vertebra in Iraq three years ago. 189 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,659 - Well, then you must've been on vacation 190 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:53,794 because we liberated Iraq in 2003. 191 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:57,014 Mission accomplished. 192 00:08:57,058 --> 00:09:00,583 - Those must've been tourists who were shooting at me. 193 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:02,759 - Huh. 194 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,587 - Okay, go for it. 195 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,589 I know you want to call me a brave hero 196 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:07,764 with tears in your eyes. 197 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,549 - Honey, I'm the brave one. 198 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:13,901 I just flushed a toilet myself for the first time in 20 years. 199 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:17,948 Do a lot of people do that? 200 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,994 - I'm inspiration porn. 201 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:23,954 - [chuckles] You're dry and bitter. 202 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:27,349 Two things I like in a drink and a man. 203 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:29,481 - Hey, can you help me get some pills? 204 00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,788 - What kind of woman do I look like? 205 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:34,008 - The kind who goes to international waters 206 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:37,402 for a doctor's appointment. 207 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:39,666 I meant my pills. They rolled under the bed. 208 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,015 - Are you sure? 209 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,626 I've got some black beauties, some green beans, 210 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:48,065 and a half a bottle of California turnarounds. 211 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,937 - What's a California turnaround? 212 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,026 - You take one, you can drive to California, 213 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:56,073 turn around, and drive back without sleeping. 214 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,162 - Those are a little Dark Web for me. 215 00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,903 Maybe just help me find the ones 216 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,644 I actually have a prescription for. 217 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:03,864 - Well, if we're talking Dark Web, 218 00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:07,737 I've got one called the grassy knoll. 219 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:11,132 It hits you in the head twice from two directions. 220 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:15,484 . 221 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,573 [upbeat music] 222 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,358 - Look, you're making way too big of a deal about this. 223 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:22,447 Guys literally get on for 20 minutes, 224 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,058 we chat, they hop off. 225 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:27,148 - Right, so they get on and get off. 226 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:29,759 This wasn't on your profile. 227 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:32,675 So any other things that I should know about you? 228 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,416 - Yeah, I mean, I make my own root beer. 229 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,244 I once killed a drifter 230 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,638 to watch the life drain from his eyes. 231 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:42,206 That's a joke. 232 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,208 Both parts. - Okay, okay. 233 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,688 - Look, it's no big deal. 234 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:48,560 It pays the bills until somebody puts a baby in me. 235 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:49,823 [computer chimes] 236 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:53,130 - Not what she meant. - Oh, not like that. 237 00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:56,220 - Um... 238 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:59,528 I'm not saying this in a--in a judgmental way... 239 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,182 despite the tone I hear in my voice 240 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,705 and the face I'm trying not to make. 241 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,272 Um... 242 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:07,188 are you gonna be doing this while you're carrying my child? 243 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,016 - Look, I don't smoke. I don't drink. 244 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:10,191 I don't do drugs. 245 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:12,236 Nothing harmful goes into my body, 246 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,151 and perfect babies comes out. 247 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,588 I'm like a machine... but with emotions. 248 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,721 So, like, machines in two years. 249 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,726 - You've done surrogacy before. I haven't. 250 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,597 Um, I really want to trust you, but, you know, 251 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:28,775 now that I've seen behind the curtain, 252 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:31,734 literally, I, um... 253 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,257 I just--I just... 254 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,911 I got some things to think about. 255 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,391 - We're cool. 256 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,088 Nobody gets that this is a big decision more than I do. 257 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,047 - Thanks. Thank you. 258 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,396 - Plus, your timing's perfect 259 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,137 'cause my pimp's gonna be here any minute, 260 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:46,749 and he really doesn't like white guys. 261 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,446 Joking. 262 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,361 Both parts. - Both part, okay. 263 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,843 - Okay, okay, so I asked around, 264 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,279 and the woman who threw the drink in your face 265 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,759 is Molly McGann, 266 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,762 and "you," Ramona Delaney, were her understudy. 267 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,198 During previews, 268 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:02,939 "you" gave her a bottle of water 269 00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:04,462 spiked with tabasco sauce, 270 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,116 so she lost her voice during "Tomorrow," 271 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,858 and "you" replaced her. - Oh. 272 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,252 That is terrible. 273 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:13,558 But I was better, right? 274 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:15,647 - Okay, listen up, Annies. 275 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:18,085 Apparently Sarah Jessica Parker is running late 276 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:22,002 because she did not believe this was a real thing. 277 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:25,614 So we're gonna need someone else to sing "Tomorrow." 278 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:26,658 - Hello. 279 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,269 Obviously it should be a sing-off 280 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,401 between Ramona and Molly. 281 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:34,275 - I'll do it. What do you say, Ramona? 282 00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,668 Are you scared for a fair fight? 283 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:39,323 - Molly, what I did to you was so awful, 284 00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:42,544 but I was a different person back then, literally. 285 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,286 You sing that song for the fans. 286 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,374 You deserve it. 287 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,506 - It figures you would back down. 288 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,814 You were never Annie material anyway. 289 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:55,252 - What the freckle did you just say to me? 290 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:58,603 ♪ 291 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,562 - How many of these do you take? 292 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:04,131 - Two. - And how many do you want? 293 00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,132 - Two. 294 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,698 - Really? 295 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,309 Okay. 296 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,011 Are you looking down my dress? 297 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,708 - No. 298 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:19,537 - How about now? 299 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,191 - Wow. Congrats. 300 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,802 - Oh, thanks. 301 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,413 I just had them balanced and rotated. 302 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,811 So it's just you and your sister squatting here? 303 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,595 No girlfriend? 304 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,902 Is there a Mrs. Wheelchair? 305 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,471 - I was engaged before my deployment, 306 00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,299 but, you know, things change. 307 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,735 People grow apart. 308 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:46,869 One of you suffers a catastrophic spinal injury. 309 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,046 - Has there been anyone else? You getting any? 310 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,308 - Oh, yeah. I'm rolling in it. 311 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,310 - Hmm. 312 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:56,139 You're funny. 313 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:59,055 You should do stand-up. 314 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:02,667 [both laughing] 315 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,801 Well... 316 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,889 But I get it. 317 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,412 Ever since my divorce, 318 00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,240 there hasn't been too much action 319 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,242 on my southern front either. 320 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,027 - I find that hard to believe. 321 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:19,075 I'd say something about taking cover in the bush here... 322 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,642 but you seem like a lady. 323 00:14:20,685 --> 00:14:24,385 - You're a terrible judge of character. 324 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,735 - Don't worry about me. I did my share. 325 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,216 And maybe sex isn't that important. 326 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,695 - You know, I promised myself 327 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,263 and my parole officer that I would never slap 328 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:36,527 another man in a wheelchair. 329 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,965 There are two things that are important in this life-- 330 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,967 sex and money. 331 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,490 And if you don't have one, 332 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,100 you sure as hell better have the other. 333 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:47,451 - Well, I guess I better pray to win the lottery. 334 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:49,627 - I think you're about to. 335 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:52,935 As I said to Judith Lard at the Tenth Street Baths... 336 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:59,159 It's about to get a lot hotter in here. 337 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:02,597 - Grace, you can't beat Molly McGann in a sing-off. 338 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,425 She's a Broadway star. 339 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,905 She played Tracy Turnblad 340 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,995 and Eponine on an Alaskan cruise. 341 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,605 - Jack, I can do this. 342 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,041 I am as good as-- 343 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,826 as any of those washed-up, old cruise ship Annies. 344 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,872 How about having a little faith in me? 345 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,961 - I absolutely have faith in you. 346 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,224 - Let's try it one more time. Last eight bars. 347 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:25,794 - ♪ You're always a day 348 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:32,757 ♪ Away! 349 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,289 Hey, you want this extra water? 350 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:43,768 - Yeah. - Don't drink it. 351 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,292 - Why? 352 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,685 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 353 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,123 - You think I went to the trouble of putting tabasco 354 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,472 in a sealed bottle of water 355 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,517 and then re-sealed it just to sabotage you? 356 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,693 Here, you want the one I already drank half of? 357 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,826 Knock yourself out. 358 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,482 - I guess we were a little silly. 359 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,310 I mean, it was an unopened bottle. 360 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:07,053 - No, Grace, we were very, very smart. 361 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,143 [coughs] 362 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:12,667 . 363 00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,582 [upbeat music] 364 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,541 - Sure, Jenny's life choices are a little questionable, 365 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,587 but, you know, maybe the surrogacy fee 366 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,589 will help lift her out of where she is now. 367 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,157 When did you start wearing a flag pin? 368 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:30,032 - I want to show I support the troops. 369 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:33,862 Their full body weight, if necessary. 370 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,430 In a position I may have just invented. 371 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,303 - I don't know what that means, but... 372 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:41,957 you know, the more I think about it, 373 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,308 the more I think I should give this to her. 374 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:48,268 You know, maybe by helping me bring a life into this world, 375 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,313 she'll also be saving her own. 376 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:53,186 Who else can do that for her? DongerDoyle? 377 00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:55,144 [laughing] I don't think so. 378 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,711 [cell phone vibrates] 379 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:57,886 It's her. 380 00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,105 Uh... 381 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,629 "Not feeling it. Sorry. 382 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,631 I'm gonna pass. Good luck." 383 00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,677 She's passing on me? 384 00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:10,464 - Well, of course, she is. You're a snob. 385 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,597 - Oh, that's rich coming from you. 386 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:17,123 - Honey, everything's rich coming from me. 387 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,213 - I am not a snob. 388 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:23,303 - Her life choices are questionable. 389 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:26,480 You're going to lift her out of where she is right now. 390 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,655 Please. 391 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:28,917 You were looking at her 392 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,921 like she was wearing one of Grace's outfits. 393 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,575 - What do you want me to say? 394 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:37,578 I mean, s-s-she's getting paid to show strange men her body. 395 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:40,015 - And you want her to stick to getting paid 396 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,844 to let strange men put babies in her body. 397 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:45,412 - This is--that is complete-- 398 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:47,588 Since when... 399 00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,590 do you make so much sense? 400 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,027 - Look, I understand. 401 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,160 You see someone living in that apartment, 402 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:58,294 and you think, "Life gave them a raw deal." 403 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,731 But when you let yourself see the whole picture, 404 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:04,605 really roll a mile in their wheelchair... 405 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,957 They can surprise you... - Hmm. 406 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,568 - Like, a big surprise. 407 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:19,576 Way bigger than you had expected. 408 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,275 So big that it's difficult to take it all in 409 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,320 but in a really good way. 410 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,111 You know what I'm saying? 411 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:34,896 - I think you're saying 412 00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,768 I should check my assumptions about Jenny... 413 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,596 and that also maybe you had sex 414 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,252 with a well-endowed disabled person? 415 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:46,429 - Bingo and bango. 416 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:49,258 - ♪ I love you tomorrow 417 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:53,654 ♪ You're only a day 418 00:18:53,697 --> 00:19:00,443 ♪ Away! 419 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:05,231 ♪ 420 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:08,930 [cheers and applause] 421 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:11,237 Jack, I did it! That was all me. 422 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,717 I am Annie material. 423 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,548 I'm never gonna come down from this high. 424 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,725 - There you are. 425 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:24,337 I'm Ramona Delaney. 426 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,514 That was for pretending to be me. 427 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:34,434 - Is the theater world always this dramatic? 428 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,436 - Yes. 429 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,659 Yes, it is. 430 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:46,228 [upbeat music] 431 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,317 [knocking at door] 432 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,151 - Hi. 433 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,109 - Hey. 434 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:01,722 - I judged how you use your body 435 00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:05,073 while I was asking if I could use it, too. 436 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,161 - Okay. 437 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,728 - I thought I was just choosing you. 438 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:11,645 It didn't even occur to me that you have to choose me, too. 439 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,081 - Okay. 440 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,736 - I'm a middle-age gay man who's trying to have a baby 441 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:18,086 on his own, and it scares the crap out of me, 442 00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:21,263 and I need someone like you who's been through this before, 443 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,440 'cause I don't know what the hell I'm doing. 444 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,271 - Okay. 445 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,319 - Really? Like, okay, okay? 446 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,886 - Well, it took a lot for you to come all the way back here 447 00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,280 and say all of that, so, yeah. 448 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:41,283 I want to help you become a father. 449 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,806 - Thank you, Jenny. 450 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:45,374 Can I hug you? - Got to tip big for the hug. 451 00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,855 - Of course. [stammers] 452 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,291 - Joking, joking, joking. - Joking. You're joking. 453 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,293 You're joking. Okay. 454 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,731 [laughs] What-- What does this make us now? 455 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:55,863 Friends? Family? 456 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:59,170 Co-founders of a startup? I can't-- 457 00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:01,738 - It makes us two people 458 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,654 about to do something really incredible together. 459 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:07,266 - Yeah. 460 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,397 Well, three if you count the cleaning lady 461 00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:09,790 that starts on Monday. 462 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,096 That's my nonjudgmental gift to you. 463 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,663 - I think that's more of a gift to you. 464 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,709 - Fair enough.